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 I've decided that I need a modern AU for dragon age where there's a modern equivalent of a ouija board and it turns out to be some kind of weird dalish bathmat with scrying stones and the urban legend is that if u use it the dread wolf will come hack your dick off and folks r so serious about this shit that they have to bring up specific instances where someone lost their dick while using this thing. 

And like at least one person has to ask how that works if all the folks using it have vaginas
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