theharlotofferelden: (waaaaaahhh)
I had a dream once. A dream about a platform that wasn't buggy as fuck and easy to navigate. A platform where I could break down my blogs by subject and not make the mistake of posting to the wrong blog. A platform that made posting easy.

A platform where I could shitpost in peace and for an audience lmao

Friends, I have found that platform and it is imzy (as i'm sure a lot of u already know)

no but i'm seriously so happy 

https://www.imzy.com/shitpostfactory


like its everything i hoped and dreamed it would be. took a bit of figuring out, but once that was done i was all set. yaaaaaaaaaaa

but in all seriousness, i was trying to shitpost on tumblr (private blog) but i gave up because tumblr is a buggy piece of shit we must appease the gods and burn it with fire. 
theharlotofferelden: (waaaaaahhh)
 laughing bc I'm actually thinking about zapp n Cullen interacting where Cullen replaces kif as Zapps towel boy 

like Cullen thought Meredith was bad with the red lyrium but now he's being forced to wear thisvridiculous uniform that offers no protections n is so short (breezes r now his own worst enemy ;)). But he also can't argue how comfortable it is and zapp was right getting a full body wax does make the skin more sensitive to touch. 

Zapp casually complimenting Cullen's legs "nice gams, cadet," n asking him what kind of products he uses for his hair n skin. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Zapp casually patting cullen on the ass when he's done something he appreciate, which is often. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

actually im fairly certain there would b zero difference between kif and Cullen's response to zapp doing/saying something incredibly stupid with perhaps exception to Cullen being more angry at zapp for doing stupid things n not listening to him 

just plz imagine 4 a moment during ur day Cullen's frustration @ having to deal with zapp for a full hour. 

Cullen being disgusted with Zapps womanizing tendencies 

cullen rolling his eyes at Zapps self aggrandizement. 

cullen wondering how someone so incompetent landed such an important position






theharlotofferelden: (waaaaaahhh)
Me: *rewatches videos I ripped from witcher 2 featuring cedric*

Me: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe. 

LOL THERES ANDOLUTELY NO FIC OF THIS CHARACTER WHY AM I WRITING THIS STUFF. 

LIKE IM ADDING SHIT THATS NOT EVEN IN THE GAME WHHHYYYY NOBODY CARES EXCEPT ME 

4ever alone 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
theharlotofferelden: Kalas (Default)
so my sweetest proposal has this love letters event going on. It's cute. U get stuff. It's nice. But todo's ending made me mad bc he tells u in the last letter that he loves u which he normally doesn't do bc he's a tsundere I think. But in the final installment MC brings it up and he clamps his hand over her mouth to keep her from saying it aloud like blush desu I don't remember that and if u keep talking I'm gonna keep my hand here 4evar.

So MC promises not to say anymore and I'm just gearing up for the release when she goes back on her promise like lmao jk *shouts into the streets whilst running away* todo masayA said he loves me In a love letter he sent me what a boob amirite?!

but she didn't so I'm left to ponder w h a t could have b e e n. 
theharlotofferelden: Kalas (Default)
if that comparison between Cullen n zapp

n how there needs to be a mod that removes the pants on Cullen's halamshiral garb

i always imagined zapp would have glisteningly smooth legs.

My journal is nothing but shitposts at this point

i am content with this 
theharlotofferelden: (waaaaaahhh)
 O my goD

i just realized Donald trump is the result of an experiment gone awry; transforming a muppet into a human. 

U think I'm joking but just look at him. The orange skin. The wacky yellow hair. Dumb/incorrect statements needing desperate correction by a second player such as Elmo or Kermit the frog

and the HANDS omg it's the defect Donald trump confirmed 4 muppet turned human

someone needs 2 tell Big Bird STAT
theharlotofferelden: (waaaaaahhh)
 I'm still thinking about that buzzfeed article of top 25 disappointing male butts. 

Like most of them were flat skinny and muscley. Why do butt standards for men not include fat

what does fat = soft n feminine

is that what's happening here

more fat = girlish figure, less fat = rugged man type 

i disagree sir u r wrong I will never accept ur thin assed speciMENS

may God have mercy on ur soul
theharlotofferelden: majestic (Cullen - Pornstache Cullen/Grumpy)
I swaer sum1 in fandom must've shitposted abt Cullen as a cherub. 

Which 1 of u jerks was it

cherub!cullen needs art



theharlotofferelden: Mimi Bobeck (Mimi Bobeck - uwu)
 Cullen would be the perfect player on a romcom.

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